The Top 5 Funniest Birthday Cards of all Time

Alright I have to admit I get a kick out of funny birthday cards, the sillier the better. I went to a friends birthday party the other day and nearly fell out of my chair after reading her birthday cards. It was a fun party with birthday candles and singing, but the birthday cards really took the cake, so to speak!

She just turned 30 so you can bet nobody would let that one slip by. She got razzed and tickled and bombarded with comments about being over the hill and past her prime, along with a funny t-shirt and some ridiculous party games. She really seemed to enjoy the celebration and endured the birthday humor with a smile on her face.

OK here is it is, these have got to be the Top 5 Funniest Birthday Cards of all Time:

You’re Getting Old!
Nothing takes the sting out of the gray hairs and sea of candles on a cake like a good laugh about it. Of course age has its wisdom and joys but with a funny card we’re helping you laugh about the not so fun parts about your birthday, again.

Would Send You Some Money But…
Cards come with good sentiments but great cards come with money! We know you want it, but hey, here’s a great funny card instead! We had your check ready, really, but we just couldn’t figure out how to stick it in your electronic envelope.

Birthday Cards with sound effects
Blasting right out of your calm office cubicle or home computer and announcing to the world in non-too-subtle off key melody that it’s your birthday! There are all types of birthday cards with music, fun sounds, conversations, which add a special kick a birthday card and bring lots of smiles.

Dancing Character Cards
There’s nothing like an online entertainment show on your birthday card to make you smile. From dancing babies to party animals, literally, there’s lots of online feet to get down with the musical beat and make a hilarious birthday card for a good laugh.

Oops, Forgot Your Birthday
There’s one in every bunch, and this time is was Judy. She’s usually really organized but she totally forgot about the birthday party and made other plans. There’s really no excuse for forgetting someones birthday, especially a milestone like turning 30! She did make it up with a belated birthday card. She wrote ‘I missed your birthday but I have a great excuse – I was writing this fabulous card for you!’, with a little picture of a cat with huge ears. It made no sense, but it was probably one of the funniest birthday cards i’ve seen in a while. That got her off the hook but we all her told her for god sakes dont forget another birthday! Just to be sure we made her set some birthday reminders for next year.